A revelation with an Incredibly Big Message (IBM):

Well, you might have thought that you knew how the Internet started,  but
here’s the TRUE story ….

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of
Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.

And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband: “Why dost thou travel so far  from
town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever  leaving
thy tent?”

And Abraham did look at her – as though she were several saddle bags
short of a camel load, but simply said: “How, dear?”

And Dot replied: “I will place drums in all the towns and drums in
between to send messages saying what you have for
sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price.

And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah’s  Pony
Stable (UPS).”

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with  the
drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success.
Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever  having
to move from his tent.

To prevent neighbouring countries from overhearing what the drums were
saying,  Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was
called Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a
language to transmit ideas and pictures – Hebrew To The People (HTTP)

But this success did arouse envy. A man named Maccabia did secrete
himself inside Abraham’s drum and began to siphon off some of
Abraham’s business. But he was soon discovered, arrested and prosecuted -
for insider trading.

And the young men did take to Dot Com’s trading as doth the greedy
horsefly take to camel dung.

They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS.

And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the
deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were
going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who
bought off every drum maker in the land.

And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with
Brother Gates’ drumheads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say: “Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken  over
by others.”

And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel , or eBay as it came to  be
known. He said: “We need a name that reflects what we are.”

And Dot replied: “Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators.”
“YAHOO,”  said Abraham.
And because it was Dot’s idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham’s cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated
Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot’s drums to locate things
around the countryside.It soon became known as God’s Own Official Guide to
Locating Everything (GOOGLE)

And that is how it all began.

For those of us not living in the land of eternal sunshine, we have seasons to look forward to.

But at the same time, we look forward to Summer each year.

There are countless cool cars from movies, but we tried to keep the list as short as possible.

Tokyo Drift

The following are in no particular order.

First up, as if there was any question, are the Batman cars…

Batmobile

batmobile

Next would be the car from The Green Hornet.

What list of best movie cars would be complete without one from the James Bond movies…

Also, the Bond car from Quantum of Solace

Aston Martin DBS

The camaro from the Transformers movie

And the scene with Megan Fox

Remember the Lexus from Minority Report?

The General Lee from Dukes of Hazard was a fine beast

Let’s not forget the wheels from Entourage (ya, it’s a tv show not a movie)

Gotta love the Ferrari Enzo from Charlie’s Angles Full Throttle

And the Audi R8 from Ironman

Audi R8

A few honorable mentions to make the list complete;

The monstrosity from the movie Animal House

Christine – don’t piss her off

Let’s not forget the Charger from Death Proof

And last but not least, the ride from Ghost Busters

Do you have a plan for the new year, or are you going to spend it on the sidelines?

All the best from Bunk in 2011

A song about a girl not wanting to answer her cell phone because she’s at a party?

Almost as bad as this…

And this one is even worse! Some of the most pathetic lyrics ever.

Here is “Blah Blah Blah” by Ke$ha

Sorry you were handed a shit sandwich. With the economy, unemployment rate, and everything else the way it is, we wish you luck.

If you’re listening, here’s my suggestion. Pump up that GDP, either with tax breaks or other incentives. Put the inmates and homeless to work and give them a modest salary. Tax the rich some more, but not corporate. And take it easy on the bailouts, especially AIG. Feel free to send Palin to Guantanamo, while you still can. She must be stopped.

Thanks for listening,

Your friends at BunkReview

But it was probably most disturbing when I learned that Billy Mays had passed away. He will be missed.

Look, Sean, yes, you’re a “Great American” and it’s lovely that you’re proud of your country, but…
If you love your country, why try and tear down your President every fucking day?
Why talk about how great America is when you have – as examples – the corruption and greed of AIG?
Then there is Bernie Madoff and that whole madness.
Don’t get me started on bent Wall Streeters and crooked CEOs.
That’s “your” America for you and the “great American way.”