Survivor by “Frank”

What passed as a law many years ago, sometimes needs a rethink.

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona
2. In Virginia, it’s illegal to have sex with the lights on
3. It’s illegal in Willowdale Oregon for husbands to talk dirty during intercourse
4. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC
5. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm
6. It’s illegal in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth
7. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida
9. In Utah, it is illegal to marry your cousin before the age of 65
10. Sex with animals is legal in Washington, if its under 40 pounds

Obviously some incident has happened where council decided a law should be passed – and ruined it for the rest of us!

(It gets worse, there’s even WILF, with W being for Wizard. But let’s not go there.)

WTF? Nothing else here, move along.

According to Australia, women with A cups don’t exist, and a man who likes to watch adult films starring small-breasted women are considered to be watching child porn.

The reasoning? The Australian Classification Board believes an actress’ smaller breasts made them appear to be under 18.

Iran is opposed to the impending spread of decadent Western culture, and to better protect their people from the depraved culture of Europe and North America, the government of Iran has banned all hair cuts that are not included in their list of government-approved styles. Some of the banned styles include mullets, ponytails and spikes.

On the face of it, the idea of banning someone from reincarnating without obtaining the state’s permission is preposterous and something they absolutely can’t control. In reality though, the measure is their way to trying to take control of the Tibetan Buddhists (including the Dali Lama himself) by trying to rule over one of their most sacred beliefs.