6 Things to Know About Women

Awesome | Uncle Bunk | March 22, 2011 at 5:12 pm

If only advice such as this were available in my younger years, life just might have been been easier.

Only 30% of women typically reach orgasm on every sexual act
Aboutt 70% of women don’t even know how to or don’t even struggle to get there. They have sex just to be done and while they’re doing it they’re thinking if they look fat, if their hair is ok, if they shout too loud or if they don’t shout at all, what they have to do tomorrow, what’s in the fridge and all other shits that can pass trough a woman’s brain. Nothing about what is really happening there, because if they had done this they probably knew that the only purpose of having sex is to get to an orgasm, not to think of the shopping list for the next day.

50% of women have simulated orgasm at least once in life

I wouldn’t want to ruin your self image, but I can tell you for sure that at least half of your sex partners have lied you. Don’t worry yet, it isn’t your fault. You had your orgasm, you’ve done your part. They are just too stupid to understand why they are there. Women want to be equal with men but half of them are reducing themselves to a man’s pleasure achievement tool. Statistics don’t lie.

Older women appreciate sex more than younger ones
This is the main reason why we love MILFs. If she’s hot and pretty desperate, she’s gonna do it with whoever has the guts to ask her properly. And she’ll teach him a lesson too. Or more.

Fat women have less sex
And because their sexual energy isn’t released, they eat even more. And they get even fatter, so the chances of having sex are less day by day. Dammit, it’s a vicious circle. We will soon be eaten by large women.

80% of women gain weight after their wedding
So… take a better look at her now because you won’t see it like this again after. Or just, don’t get married. This also gives insight to why there are 40% mistresses in the world.

Women are able to have sex out of pity or revenge
“I don’t have nickels to give you but take some sex.” Yes, especially the revenge sex gotta be a good one. “You mother f#$@%g pig! Take this to see if you’ll be able to comment again!!” Revenge sex is has its moments.