Open Letter To Sean Hannity At Fox News
Rant | Uncle Bunk | April 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Sean, I recently watched Phil Donahue wallop you and bust your nuts on your “good ‘ol boys” programme.
He grabbed you by your nuts and made you sound like a girlie man.
Man, you should have learnt by now: Don’t get into an intellectual debate with “Uncle Phil.”
Save all your ranting for rejects from some white trailer trash park reality show.
Donahue made you look like a spoilt child.
The school bully. [And we all know what we did to bullies]
He made you look geographically challenged.
And come across as an intellectual midget.
“So, Sean, you think we’re safer ‘cos we invaded Iraq?”
Classic.
He grabbed you by your nuts and made you sound like a girlie man.
Man, you should have learnt by now: Don’t get into an intellectual debate with “Uncle Phil.”
Save all your ranting for rejects from some white trailer trash park reality show.
Donahue made you look like a spoilt child.
The school bully. [And we all know what we did to bullies]
He made you look geographically challenged.
And come across as an intellectual midget.
“So, Sean, you think we’re safer ‘cos we invaded Iraq?”
Classic.
Sean, Sean, we all know you love America.
You’ve said it enough times.
“Let your heart be free” and all that other crap.
Sometimes, it’s almost as if you’re trying to convince yourself.
We all respect you saying you’re a “great American.”
Again, you’ve said it enough times.
But, here’s the problem:
You take it too far.
You become a flatulent bore.
You sound as if you’re part of the KKK.
We- the rest of the world – don’t like this.
Listening to you, many tar all of America with your one-sided unbalanced brush.
You show the worst sides of America.
All your jingoism turns off many millions of us living outside of America.
You might not know, but many of us have been bullied by Americans for years.
The wounds are still raw.
We have had to report to Americans whom we knew to be buffoons.
But, hey, that was how life and business once was.
How it was, Sean, past tense: Was.
You don’t seem to understand that the world has changed.
It has moved on.
A Black family is in the White House.
The WHITE House, mama.
You’ve said it enough times.
“Let your heart be free” and all that other crap.
Sometimes, it’s almost as if you’re trying to convince yourself.
We all respect you saying you’re a “great American.”
Again, you’ve said it enough times.
But, here’s the problem:
You take it too far.
You become a flatulent bore.
You sound as if you’re part of the KKK.
We- the rest of the world – don’t like this.
Listening to you, many tar all of America with your one-sided unbalanced brush.
You show the worst sides of America.
All your jingoism turns off many millions of us living outside of America.
You might not know, but many of us have been bullied by Americans for years.
The wounds are still raw.
We have had to report to Americans whom we knew to be buffoons.
But, hey, that was how life and business once was.
How it was, Sean, past tense: Was.
You don’t seem to understand that the world has changed.
It has moved on.
A Black family is in the White House.
The WHITE House, mama.
On the same programme, when you called China, “Communist China,” I winced.
That’s like calling African Americans “negroes.”
It’s old School, stereotyped Thinking.
Sure, there are things wrong with China.
There are also many things Right with China.
When was the last time you visited Shanghai?
Or Beijing?
Or have you never left your comfort zone?
Scared you can’t buy any muffins out here?
Or a Big Mac, Filet’O Fish, Quarter Pounder, French fries?
Quarter Pounders are off many menus, anyway.
The chopped onions make Chinese people fart.
When you went into overdrive against Canada and health care?
You didn’t see Donahue licking his lips.
He gave you a great sucker punch.
You looked deflated and defeated.
That’s like calling African Americans “negroes.”
It’s old School, stereotyped Thinking.
Sure, there are things wrong with China.
There are also many things Right with China.
When was the last time you visited Shanghai?
Or Beijing?
Or have you never left your comfort zone?
Scared you can’t buy any muffins out here?
Or a Big Mac, Filet’O Fish, Quarter Pounder, French fries?
Quarter Pounders are off many menus, anyway.
The chopped onions make Chinese people fart.
When you went into overdrive against Canada and health care?
You didn’t see Donahue licking his lips.
He gave you a great sucker punch.
You looked deflated and defeated.
You looked like that tranny mate of yours – Anne Coulter – when she was punked and found out that Canada never went to war against Vietnam.
Sean, help the woman.
She needs to get laid.
When you ranted about Iraq “gassing millions?”
Donahue reminded you that this “gas was sold to Iraq BY America!”
For a nanu second you were quiet.
When Donahue reminded you of the photographs taken in the EIGHTIES of Saddam Hussein with Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with each other, I felt for you, man.
I thought you were gonna cry.
When he continued to pummel you about how Iraq was America’s one-time ALLY, you were on the floor.
Sean, help the woman.
She needs to get laid.
When you ranted about Iraq “gassing millions?”
Donahue reminded you that this “gas was sold to Iraq BY America!”
For a nanu second you were quiet.
When Donahue reminded you of the photographs taken in the EIGHTIES of Saddam Hussein with Donald Rumsfeld shaking hands with each other, I felt for you, man.
I thought you were gonna cry.
When he continued to pummel you about how Iraq was America’s one-time ALLY, you were on the floor.
Look, Sean, yes, you’re a “Great American” and it’s lovely that you’re proud of your country, but…
If you love your country, why try and tear down your President every fucking day?
Why talk about how great America is when you have – as examples – the corruption and greed of AIG?
Then there is Bernie Madoff and that whole madness.
Don’t get me started on bent Wall Streeters and crooked CEOs.
That’s “your” America for you and the “great American way.”
Why meditate and self-medicate yourself by chanting “socialism, socialism, socialism” when capitalism
has been allowed to be a law unto itself?
Why ignore the real axis of evil – Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld?
Why nearly self-implode ‘cos Obamamama – and I’m not particularly a fan – doesn’t wish to use the term, “War On Terror?”
Who cares?
The Land Of The Free is today seen as The Land Of The Greedy, Sean.
It’s been allowed to rape and pillage and become one giant Little Shop Of Horrors.
And there you sit with no thought in your narrow little mind that there’s a whole other world out there.
Your insular thinking is the last thing America needs.
Do you even know that on YouTube the whole world can see you look like some daft bigot?
You, Ann Coulter?
Both of are doing “your” America a great injustice.
You all come across as obnoxious morons.
At least O’Reilly is smart, he can laugh at himself and was great on “Late Night With David Letterman.”
But you and the Coulter Cougar? Eh.
has been allowed to be a law unto itself?
Why ignore the real axis of evil – Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld?
Why nearly self-implode ‘cos Obamamama – and I’m not particularly a fan – doesn’t wish to use the term, “War On Terror?”
Who cares?
The Land Of The Free is today seen as The Land Of The Greedy, Sean.
It’s been allowed to rape and pillage and become one giant Little Shop Of Horrors.
And there you sit with no thought in your narrow little mind that there’s a whole other world out there.
Your insular thinking is the last thing America needs.
Do you even know that on YouTube the whole world can see you look like some daft bigot?
You, Ann Coulter?
Both of are doing “your” America a great injustice.
You all come across as obnoxious morons.
At least O’Reilly is smart, he can laugh at himself and was great on “Late Night With David Letterman.”
But you and the Coulter Cougar? Eh.
Sean, America NEEDS countries like “Communist China” for ITS bailout.
Don’t you still not get this?
Don’t you understand that China basically OWNS America?
Don’t you still not understand that you first need to get your own home in order?
THEN, perhaps, as the Miller told his tale, you can start rambling about what you think is wrong with other countries.
And turn a whiter shade of pale.
Don’t you still not get this?
Don’t you understand that China basically OWNS America?
Don’t you still not understand that you first need to get your own home in order?
THEN, perhaps, as the Miller told his tale, you can start rambling about what you think is wrong with other countries.
And turn a whiter shade of pale.
This is what Bush and his cronies did: Meddle in everyone else’s affair for their own gains.
For their own oafish, selfish Oil Wars.
For their own hype.
Remember “Mission Accomplished?”
Sure, it was a great photo-op.
But what “mission?”
And what was “accomplished?”
Rant about all of THIS, baby.
How the WORLD- and America- was Bushwhacked.
And Tony Blairwitched.
And how the UK is now Gordon Browned Downed.
For their own oafish, selfish Oil Wars.
For their own hype.
Remember “Mission Accomplished?”
Sure, it was a great photo-op.
But what “mission?”
And what was “accomplished?”
Rant about all of THIS, baby.
How the WORLD- and America- was Bushwhacked.
And Tony Blairwitched.
And how the UK is now Gordon Browned Downed.
With your insular thinking, have you ever thought what message YOU are sending out to Americans no longer living in America?
And the message you are spewing out to those who might actually want America to fail?
Arrogance is a dangerous thing.
So is ignorance.
When that other “great American,” Rush Limbaugh, says he wants Obamamama to fail as President, he doesn’t get it.
YOU don’t get it.
The Coulter Cougar doesn’t get it.
Okay, so Obamamama giving Her Majesty The Queen an i-pod showed somewhat of a novice in political protocol.
And sounding “eloquent” reading from banks of teleprompters shows contrived and concocted “intelligence.”
I have NO idea what he’s trying to say.
But look what the guy has inherited: A mess.
If Obamamama fails, America topples over and there’ll be civil war.
Reverend Wright and all the other Crazy Uncles will come out- guns blazing and after your sorry ass.
Is this what you want, you big great American patriot, you?
So, in a nutshell, Sean, be a good boy, listen to Uncle Phil and start talking softly.
The big stick you might have once had?
It’s no longer there, baby.
This is the world calling.
And the message you are spewing out to those who might actually want America to fail?
Arrogance is a dangerous thing.
So is ignorance.
When that other “great American,” Rush Limbaugh, says he wants Obamamama to fail as President, he doesn’t get it.
YOU don’t get it.
The Coulter Cougar doesn’t get it.
Okay, so Obamamama giving Her Majesty The Queen an i-pod showed somewhat of a novice in political protocol.
And sounding “eloquent” reading from banks of teleprompters shows contrived and concocted “intelligence.”
I have NO idea what he’s trying to say.
But look what the guy has inherited: A mess.
If Obamamama fails, America topples over and there’ll be civil war.
Reverend Wright and all the other Crazy Uncles will come out- guns blazing and after your sorry ass.
Is this what you want, you big great American patriot, you?
So, in a nutshell, Sean, be a good boy, listen to Uncle Phil and start talking softly.
The big stick you might have once had?
It’s no longer there, baby.
This is the world calling.
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