Getting ahead in business can often come down to one thing – who has the best business card.
During troubling times like the current financial worldfuck an executive needs the best card he can get, and nothing is more yummy than meat cards! They begin creating your business card with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your [...]
Archive for April, 2009
Serious Business Cards
Posted by Mark on April 27th, 2009
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Top 15 Questions Without Explanation
Posted by Mark on April 26th, 2009
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and [...]
Mow that lawn girl!
Posted by Mark on April 15th, 2009
After watching this a second time, I wondered if they might be talking about something else…
White People Problems
Posted by Mark on April 15th, 2009
White people problems music video – it’s like the negative side of stuff white people like set to music!
Economic Stimulus – Plan B
Posted by Mark on April 9th, 2009
With about 40 million people over 50 in the work force, the answer to stimulate the economy and get things back on track is clear. Pay them $2 million each severance with stipulations:
1) They leave their jobs. This creates 40 million job openings – Unemployment fixed.
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered – [...]
Open Letter To Sean Hannity At Fox News
Posted by Mark on April 2nd, 2009
Sean, I recently watched Phil Donahue wallop you and bust your nuts on your “good ‘ol boys” programme.
He grabbed you by your nuts and made you sound like a girlie man.
Man, you should have learnt by now: Don’t get into an intellectual debate with “Uncle Phil.”
Save all your ranting for rejects from some white [...]
